my NEW INDIAN "UNCLE"

Here my holiday comes :)
Tp arini xleh nk bergerak bebas coz duet dlm purse ade RM5 jerk!!!
Are u kidding SITI NURQIMAH???
Ouh, do I look like I'm joking?
Obviously NO!
Adoi.. 2nggu big boss masukkan duet bru bley kua :(

Arini saya ade cerita. Xtaw harus gimane saya mula..
Juge xtaw harus gimane perasaan ini..
Juge xtaw harus gimane saya respon.
Ape yg saya melalut ni? Haha..

Susah nye nk cite. Actually, pasal sorang guy. Indian guy. Kat tempat keje saya.
Kitowang duk 1meja dlm training room.
Sejak last week asik bg taw saya yg muka saya mcm his niece.. Saya gelak je..

"U look like my niece."
"Ur niece???" Rase mau pingsan!!! "In term of what? Skin color?"
"Everything! Don't worry, she's fair."

Haha.. Then kitowang gelak.
Lega! Ingatkan dye nk cakap saya gelap cam niece dye.
And he keep calling me 'my niece' after that!

:: Shelwin and Donna are talking to each other ::

And last Monday, Donna came 2 me.
"Nor, u taw x ari 2 Shelwin cite psl u."
"Hah?"
"He said; look at that girl. Cute huh?"
Saya gelak je..

"Then, I tanye kenapa dye ske sgt usik u. Dye cakap u comel. He likes u."
O.M.G!!! Saya mahu pitam!

***

Shelwin datang.Dania tanye Shelwin;
"U rindu Dhiya x?"
"X. I rindu dia!" Shelwin selamba jawab sambil tunjuk kat saya.
O.M.G!!! Mahu pingsan lagi!

***

Pagi Rabu, Shelwin tegur saya.
"U look very pretty today."
"Stop it la Shelwin!"
"Tak, I serious. U cute! You know what, Kelantanese women memang cantik."
Saya gelak lagi.

"Maybe sbb campur ngan Siam kot. U pon same eh?"
"Hurm.. My mum asal sne."
"No wonder la u cute!"
O.M.G!!! Saya lemas!

***

Shelwin ske wat prangai gatal dye. Tak larat nk layan!
"This is not the way u should treat ur niece Shelwin!"
"Me and my niece, we're very close."
"But u should talk nicely to ur niece. Ni tak, asik cakap benda kotor je!"


Shelwin gelak.
"Well, my niece slalu cium pipi I. U nak?"
"I'm not ur niece!"
"Naaa.. Then, just kiss my hand."
"Buat ape???"
Selamba je dye hulur tangan dye kat saya.
O.M.G! What the hell he think he's doing???

***

"Wow, today my niece look damn sexy!"
Mahu tercabut jantung saya ble dgt dye cakap macam 2.

"I pakai baju kurung mcm ni pun u cakap sexy."
"U look transparent today! I like!"


Dania menyampuk.
"U ni, kalau Dahlia pakai jubah pon u still cakap sexy."

Shelwin gelak.
"Of course la, she's my niece. I pay more attention on her."
"I penat nk layan u taw tak!"
"Petang ni pas abes keje kite g tgk wayang nak x? Just 2 of us."
O.M.G!!! Saya mahu terjun tingkat 12!

***

Tgh hari 2, dye bagi air dye kat saya. Saya xnak. Tp dye suh amix gak.
"My niece kena la share air ngan I."
"Why should I???"
"Alah, nak segan pulak!"
"Ske ati u. Tp I xtak air u."
"Ok la my MANIS."
O.M.G!!! Pitam sudah, pingsan pon sudah. Jgn dpt heart attack da la.

***

"Dahlia.. Dahlia.. Dahlia.."
Saya wat xtaw, malaz nk layan.


"Dahlia, u slalu pergi club mane eh?"
"I xlayan benda 2."
"So u slalu pegi mane?"
"Masjid!"

***

Shelwin nk keluar break. Dye panggil saya.
"Sayang.."
Saya wat2 xdengar.

"Sayang, jom keluar!"
Adoi, mahu tergelak pon ade. Asal la mamat ni BADUT sgt?
O.M.G!!! Dye mmg dah G.I.L.A!


Xtaw macam mane nk handle mamat ni.
Hati ni kadang2 rase berbunga. Haha..
Yelah, pompuan kan ske dipuji. Haha..
Tp kadang2 rimas pon ade.
Kejap2 DAHLIA. Kejap2 DAHLIA.
And kadang2 rase seram.
Sbb dye ske tolak2 my body ble berselisih.
Bak kata Dhiya,
"Sabar la Nor, sebulan je lagi awk kne tgk muka Shelwin."
Hahahahaahaha..